There was a time when I was churning out actual music. Music that had been composed and played and recorded. Generally, however, all of this took place in a virtual environment and I used the computer to compose on, to record on, to have it play virtual instruments. Therefore, I have some albums of music I created that doesn’t really exist. One day I may be able to get some ‘humans’ to play this music ‘live’ but I may be old and senile by that point.

‘Mainty Joller’ is a phrase that I uttered from the depths of a dream or on instinct which turned out to have actual arcane meaning: namely a person of disrepute intent on engaging in lascivious behaviour.